I'll Never Tell

Anya: This is the that I plan to entangle isn't he fine
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only problem is...I'll never tell

Xander: She is the one she's such wonderful fun such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her embrace tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that... no, I'll never tell

Anya, Xander: Cause there's nothing to tell

Anya: He snores

Xander: She wheezes

Anya: Say housework and he freezes

Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe

Anya: I talk, he breezes

Xander: She doesn't know what pleases

Anya: His penis got diseases from a Shumash tribe

Anya, Xander: The ride gets kinda scary

Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary

Anya: Like it's all just temporary

Xander: Like her toes are kinda hairy

Anya, Xander: But it's all very well
Cause god knows I'll never tell

Anya: When things get roughy
He hides behind his Buffy
Now look he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know

Xander: She clings she's needy
She's also really greedy
She never...

Anya: His eyes are beady

Xander: This is my verse hello?

Anya: Look at me I'm dancing crazy

(they dance)

Anya, Xander: You know...

Xander: ... your quite the charmer

Anya: ... my knight in armour

Xander: Your the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet subtle... tight embrace

Anya: He's swell

Xander: She's sweller

Anya: He'll always be my fella

Xander: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified

Anya: I've read this tale
There's wedding then betrayal
And I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide

Anya, Xander: I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell<

Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold?

Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old?

Xander: Will our life become to stressful
If I'm never that successful

Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley

Xander: Am I crazy?

Anya: Am I dreaming?

Xander: Am I marrying a demon?

Anya, Xander: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank god I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell

Xander: My lips are sealed

Anya: I take the fifth

Xander: Nothing to see, move it along

Anya, Xander: I'll never tell